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Old Feb 23, 2007, 02:34 PM // 14:34   #1
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A little something us Canucks (and other hockey fans) might appreciate

Jersey (attack skill): 5a
You pull the cape over your target's head (they are blinded for 8 seconds), and pummel them with 3 quick blows. After that, they are knocked down for 3 seconds and you are forced to dance for 3 seconds. You then have a 50% to 10% chance (based on whatever attribute this would be linked to) of spending 2 minutes on the sidelines of the match as an observer only. Your team enjoys a morale boost

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Old Feb 23, 2007, 06:30 PM // 18:30   #2
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lol that is awesome! Did you happen to get that from the Sabres Senators game last night? 3 ejections and 110 minutes of penatlies handed out. Also since you are a Canuck's fan you could aslo do one called:

Cheap Shot(attack skill): 10a

Todd Berrtuzi comes out of no where and slams one of the guys to the ice, breaking their neck and fracturing the face. He then gets suspended from hockey. >.< And your team automatically loses.

(I'm an Avs fan in case you didnt get that vibe, still kinda hacked off about what he did to Moore. I think he should still be suspended...)
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 08:49 PM // 20:49   #3
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ice hockey is for girls.
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 09:59 PM // 21:59   #4
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lol that is awesome! Did you happen to get that from the Sabres Senators game last night? 3 ejections and 110 minutes of penatlies handed out. Also since you are a Canuck's fan you could aslo do one called:

Cheap Shot(attack skill): 10a

Todd Berrtuzi comes out of no where and slams one of the guys to the ice, breaking their neck and fracturing the face. He then gets suspended from hockey. >.< And your team automatically loses.

(I'm an Avs fan in case you didnt get that vibe, still kinda hacked off about what he did to Moore. I think he should still be suspended...)


Oops, I guess I worded that kinda poorly... I meant it as in Canadians and non-Canadian Hockey fans (Oilers FTW!)

Cheap Shot... I like that. Agree 100% with you on Bertuzzi.

A couple more skills:

Legacy of Lindros (hex): 10e, 1s, 60s
The next time a foe hexed with LoL is hit with physical damage they are knocked down, and then dazed for 3-4 months.

Butterfly Stance (stance): 10e, 20 minutes
For the next 20 minutes you have a 91.0% chance to block all incoming projectiles.

As an Avs fan you should appreciate that last skill
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Old Feb 23, 2007, 10:54 PM // 22:54   #5
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I do very much appreciate that last skill. <3 Roy. He is my all time favorite goalie.
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Old Feb 24, 2007, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #6
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What Jersey is this you're talking about?
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Old Feb 24, 2007, 10:30 AM // 10:30   #7
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hockey skills...put it together :P
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Old Feb 24, 2007, 11:52 PM // 23:52   #8
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Hey,

Hockey sucks. Do Amauter Wrestling
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